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Sunday, October 31, 2010

So, there is a girl im fucking at the moment who just doesnt get it. il start from the beginning.

2 weeks ago (i think) i was at the regatta with my friend who had just been dumped by his girlfriend and he wanted me to take him out and help him pickup. I love gats and although previous nights out with this guy have ended up with him wanting to take home fatties, me winging a fatty, then us getting to their place and me not being able to bang something so fat so we swam in their pool and left our undies floating as we left.

thats beside the point, we go to gats and yeah hes a terrible wingman, i would be 1v1 with a girl and he would come up saying i have the biggest dick hes seen, or "this guy is a good man" or, when he was drunker he would finger their ass and rub it on their mouth - that was actually kinda hilarious". but i digress, i had seen this blonde 7 a few times during the night, caught eye contact, pointed at her and she came over a bit of fluff me saying she was fucking hot then me saying "ive never taken so long to kiss a girl before, its intriguing" then kissing her. got her number etc but didnt try to fuck her that night - who knows why.

She facebook stalks me, adds me and sends me a message asking why she never go my number. KEEN i thought, so i gave it to her and invited her over the next night. she sends me a message:

"yeah so we're not going to have sex if thats what you're thinking" i replied with

"come on, you barely know me but if you dont kiss me as good as last time we cant be friends"

She comes over and we're in my bed watching a movie - she loves my tongue in her ear so i started licking her ear and she says "i want you", Silly girl saying no bangs. i fucked her a few times that night and she stayed over.

She asked where she stands with me, i tell her i dont want a GF but while we're having fun why should we have to put labels on things (im trying to make an open relationship kinda thing). she says im just like every other guy buy she still wants to see me again so i invite her over again. This time i figure i will be a cunt to her because i dont want her getting attached. so yeah im pretty mean to her most of the night and fuck her a few times and said to her "promise not to fall in love, im not the guy for that" she says "i cant promise that, but il try" this is the part where i start getting a guilty conscience. So, to make her not like me i decided it was time for a surprise facial while she was giving me a BJ because ive never given a facial before. it was satisfying, and she didnt talk to me for 5 minutes - i guess she was surprised.

she leaves the next morning and sends me a text saying "last night was beautiful" WTF i just blew my fucking load all over your face. it wasnt beautiful, it was heroic. 

SO i invite her over again for bangs, this time i tell her that im recording it to make a ringtone. She says no, i said ok let me go get my phone il start recording. She keeps saying while its recording - its not gonna happen. But the best part is where she tells me to turn it off and i say "ok its stopped, i promise" and she screams ITS STILL RECORDING, YOU SUCK PENIS. but i continue recording and made her orgasm the ringtone for when she calls me - if any of you guys dont believe me/want to hear it, i will show you the recording in its entirety from my phone if i ever meet you out - and the ringtone. 

She leaves again and sends me more messages asking what i want from her, i tell her again that im not looking for a gf and that if she thinks i will be committed to her that i wont be, im a player etc. she says she STILL wants to see me, and that the way i look at her surely means more than just sex. it doesnt. 

Ok, she asked to come around last night, i was pretty drunk and told her that ive been drinking and if she wants to come over she has to coem pick me up from the party im at. she agrees to this and comes pretty much straight away. while drunk im getting kinda annoyed at seeing her so much, so i was a cunt to her the whole night saying things like "yeah so basically i just needed a lift home, thanks". I ended up fucking her a few times and then thought about how my best friend always loves blowing on a girls tits. so again while she was giving me a BJ i whipped it out and put 2 ropes on her chest before she quickly swallowed the rest to prevent any more chest fire.

She still says how much she likes me, and wants to see me again tomorrow. I cant deal with the amount of time im spending with the one girl - im going to blow her off tomorrow.

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