This is me living up to my nickname. fuck. So 2 nights ago i was with my best mate at regatta and we were just doing what we usually do. The girl from my FR about making orgasm ringtone was there but i wasnt interested in her that night. i wanted new meat. Anyway my friend got picked up by the hottie hes banging and i later on find out he video taped himself blowing on her tits. fuck i love him ahahaha. After he left i one man wolf packed it for a while and found some blonde girl and was hooking up with her but her friend kept giving me a cheeky grin so i thought my chances for a fuck with the friend were higher. so i switched and within 10 minutes was in a cab. i was dominating. on the way back to my place with the girl on the way home i get messages from the ringtone girl who was watching me the whole time saying that i suck and that if i was hooking up infront of her to rub it in its not very nice. i wasnt, i didnt know she was right there. meh. I get her home and go straight to the bedroom and take her clothes off and start fingering her and thats when i find my problem. I cant get hard for the life of me. as my friend nicely put it, i was pummelling myself into oblivion for 15 minutes trying to get it hard. it wasnt going anywhere fast so i just went down on her and thats when problem number 2 came. we were on these pills and my mouth was dry as fuck. so itold her i was going to get a drink, then came back and took my position tongue between legs. 1 min later and my mouth is dry as fuck again and im still not hard. so i gave up, she went to the toilet and i stole her g-string for my sex bowl. Made her get the train home the next morning. Then, Last night we were at Alhambra. I thought it was hilarious to steal every girls who walked past straws. none liked this but i did. Anyway then a hot 18yr old walked past holding hands with her friends but i grabbed her and started talking to her. Started hooking up with her and pulling her against my dick, picking her up and wrapping her legs around me etc. My friend was throwing ice at me and some random guy kept slapping me on the ass. i said to her "i want you so fucking bad" she said "me too" and i grab her hand, tell my friends im leaving and we head outside to the cabs. then she says "shit i cant leave, my mum is picking me and my friends up later, where else can we go?" I suggested the park which seemed like a good idea but then she said how about we just go to the toilets. So we go back inside she sees her friends and i see mine, i tell my mate im about to fuck her in the toilet and he said something along the lines of "what the fuck are you doing then, go" so i grabbed her and lead her to the toilets. get into the male toilets and i get pats on the back from the guys in there, but theres a fucking line. in the male toilets, wtf, ive never seen a line before and we're like 3rd in line. we keep hooking up for like 5 mins and line hasnt moved. so we try the female toilets, bigger line. i say "damn you and your mum" she giggles and we give up and go back and hook up against the bar. i start putting my hand down her pants grabbing her ass etc. start rubbing her through her panties then go to try finger her and she had a hair fucking vag. it caught me by surprise, a hot 18yr old with a hairy vag. she then pulled my hand out of her pants before i fingered her and then the bouncer comes up and says "sorry guys no kissing on the bar". we made out for a bit more but then i tell her she should go dance with her friends but come say bye. i got her number etc and yeah kissed her more before she left. Il try see her again because i thought she was fucking hot, my friend said she was hot in the way that says her mother must have been drinking a lot during pregnancy. haha. Oh wells, i now have 1 more photo for my collage. im trying to take a picture of me making out with every girl im with so that i can print them all out and hopefully have an entire wall covered with different girls in my bedroom. will be epic, thought of the idea yesterday. now i wish i had taken photos of all the girls so far and not just some. But, 2 nights in a row, 2 different girls. am right there and somehow fail. Captain No Bangs at your service.